It's cold outside as the longest night of the year, the dark season, draws near. We draw you near, in flannel, denim and a crackling fire. Fullscreen and speakers on: turn the lights down low and pull up a chair. Spend the evening with Nick Offerman* and me; fires are for sharing, every woodsman knows.

Disclaimer: Nick is happily married to the love of his life and I too am otherwise engaged. Happy Holidays.